20 agosto 2008

Frases del joker...

-I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

Why... so... serious?

[to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

-Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.

Now, let's not *blow* things out of proportion here...You know what? Here is my card.

I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

- [looks directly at Dinner Guest] You know, you remind of my father. [takes a knife to dinner guest's neck] The Joker: ... I hated my father!

- You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear. [pushes down an oncoming thug's eye towards the pencil] Batman: Why do you wanna kill me?

- Kill you? I don't wanna kill you... you complete me.

- I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push. [laughs]

- [to Batman] You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness...and I won't kill you because...you're just too much fun.

- [to Batman] You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?

- [to Batman] I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

[to Batman] We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!

- See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

- Introduce a little anarchy. [The Joker puts a gun into Two-Face's hand and a coin into the other hand]

- Upset the established order. [Two-Face points the gun at the Joker's head and shows him the two sides of the coin] Two-Face:This side you live. This side you don't.

- Now that's want I'm talking about! Two-Face: [Two-Face flips the coin, which side it lands on isn't shown]

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.

- If you're good at something, never do it for free.

- You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

[Holding a knife inside Gamble's mouth] Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual, and Mommy picks up a kitchen knife to defend herself. Well, Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife and slices her up, laughing as he does it. And then he looks at me standing there, and says, "Why...so...serious?" And as he's walking over to me: "Why...so...serious?" And then he puts the knife in my mouth, like this, and says, "Let's put a *smile* on that face!" Detective Stephens: That's nice.

- This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city. The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...

[mocking his accent] A freak... [pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen]

- Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns.

1 comentario:

escojondrio dijo...

Mira pedazo de cacho de psicopata, como io HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Me pode poner las frases in spanish please. saludos, un blog genial.